One Liner Wednesday – Diet Tip

How many of you are on a diet following the holidays? I actually started a diet before Thanksgiving in preparation for the inevitable overeating and sewed my mouth shut. Well that didn’t work so I read up on the benefits of a liquid diet. I looked no further than this sign I found. So far so good, except my salt intake has risen alarmingly.

I am just kidding! Have a great Wednesday everyone and don’t forget to laugh even though you’re wearing a mask. It’ll show in your eyes.

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

  16 comments for “One Liner Wednesday – Diet Tip

  1. February 1, 2021 at 4:55 pm

    不不

  2. January 27, 2021 at 1:53 pm

    • Christine Bolton
      January 27, 2021 at 4:23 pm

      Lol….is that a drunk emoji? I never knew there was one! 不不不 haha I found it!

      • January 28, 2021 at 1:38 am

        Yep! 打

  3. January 27, 2021 at 1:28 pm

    I tried the pitcher of margaritas on my birthday one year. Big mistake…I gave them up after that.

    • Christine Bolton
      January 27, 2021 at 1:51 pm

      Oh no….did you drink the whole pitcher? 不

      • January 27, 2021 at 2:06 pm

        Half. My girlfriend drank the other half. I was not pretty by the time I got home.

      • Christine Bolton
        January 27, 2021 at 7:00 pm

        Thats hilarious! We have all been there 攻突打

  4. January 27, 2021 at 10:02 am

    Lol. Didn’t see that coming.

    • Christine Bolton
      January 27, 2021 at 12:19 pm

      I hope it gave you a laugh VJ 綽不

      • January 27, 2021 at 3:35 pm

        It did!

  5. January 27, 2021 at 9:09 am

    Haha! Doesnt works, I bet. 不

    • Christine Bolton
      January 27, 2021 at 12:18 pm

      No you just think you look good because youre drunk! Lol 不不不

      • January 27, 2021 at 12:31 pm

      • Christine Bolton
        January 27, 2021 at 1:17 pm

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