One Liner Wednesday – And The Diet Goes On

Being a poetry blog I attract a certain kind of reader. I regard lyrics as poetry and like to participate in Song Lyric Sunday each week because I enjoy researching the origin of songs and the emotion behind the lyrics. There I find a different kind of reader. One Liner Wednesdays, on the other hand, are my release and I look for some humor each week rather than trying to impress with something profound. I have discovered that whenever I go down the road of dieting I attract a completely different reader. I wonder who will visit today. Welcome everybody and I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday!

This is a pretty good excuse if your looking for one!

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

  19 comments for “One Liner Wednesday – And The Diet Goes On

  1. September 30, 2021 at 2:05 am

    Lol you really made me smile with this one….yes it must count! πŸ’œ

    • Christine Bolton
      November 17, 2021 at 6:39 pm

      Sorry I missed this comment Willow! I definitely think so 🀣

      • November 18, 2021 at 2:47 am

        πŸ™‚πŸ™‚πŸ™‚

  2. September 29, 2021 at 5:14 pm

    πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 9:27 pm

      Like we’ve never done that, right??? 🀣🀣🀣

  3. September 29, 2021 at 12:28 pm

    I guess that she has not heard about the running bra.

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:51 pm

      Sometimes you still need a hand I guess! 🀣

  4. September 29, 2021 at 12:18 pm

    I can relate. Yes, it does count.

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:52 pm

      Oh it definitely counts! 🀣 LOL

  5. September 29, 2021 at 11:52 am

    Ha ha ha I can relate when wearing tee shirts with no bras on under lol

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:54 pm

      Yep they definitely need a couple hands sometimes! Lol 🀣🀣

  6. September 29, 2021 at 10:47 am

    Fun one, or should I say Fun Run?!

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:55 pm

      LOL Di! Fun run for those watching. Uncomfortable for those participating and not wearing the right bra ☹️

  7. September 29, 2021 at 10:20 am

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:56 pm

      πŸ€£πŸ‘

  8. September 29, 2021 at 9:01 am

    Hahaha! Good one.

    • Christine Bolton
      September 29, 2021 at 1:56 pm

      Happy you liked it Sadje β˜ΊοΈπŸ’•

      • September 29, 2021 at 9:08 pm

        You’re welcome

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