Category: One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday – Alexa Knows Everything

Sometimes its funny when Siri suddenly starts talking to you thinking we are asking her for something and we haven’t even said a word. It seems to happens to my husband more than me but I always get a kick out him wandering around the house saying ”Shut up Siri.” He’s obviously talking to himself and that’s why she answers him, although he will never admit it.

I don’t own an Alexa so I haven’t really had much experience with her so when I came across this the other day I had to laugh out loud. If Alexa did live in my house she would probably be doing this frequently and I’d have a well stocked liquor cabinet!

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One Liner Wednesday – Bite Me!

Do you sometimes find yourself so exhausted at the end of the day and wonder why? You’re likely spending way too much time bending and twisting to please other people. It is something I know I am guilty of but just can’t seem to stop.

I found this one liner today and wanted to share it. Good idea right?

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One Liner Wednesday – There’s Nothing Like A Dog

If you have a dog or a cat you will understand where I am coming from. I talk to my dogs all day long as if they were people. When I walk them they listen to my problems. I ask them what they are doing and tell them that I have things to do. Sit down! and Come! Let’s go! and Not now! Remarkably they respond to everything I say, not always what I want, but they respond. So when I found this one (two) liner I knew I had to share it. In my opinion there is nothing like a dog.

Have a great Wednesday and love your dogs.

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One Liner Wednesday – Just sayin’

It occurred to me recently that if stupidity was a crime then almost half of America would be in jail. We were over the worst of COVID 19, fully vaccinated and practically living mask-free. Once our grocery store chain stopped sanitizing the carts and employees removed their masks, I was quite giddy thinking the freedom we had been hoping for was actually here and feeling proud that we had kicked the deadly virus in the butt. As more and more were vaccinated the freer we would all be.

But no! It was short-lived. The virus deniers, primarily right-wing Trump followers, who refuse to wear masks and get the vaccine, are now going down like ten pins. I suppose it would be fair to say that we could almost call it the Republican virus because they seem to be the ones contracting it. I blame Trump, his sycophants and Fox News. They have done a disservice to America by promoting a deadly lie. Just sayin’. What do you think?

Have a great Wednesday and be safe.

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One Liner Wednesday – Don’t Poke The Bear

My challenging weeks continue as I try to adapt to the changes forced on my by a current family situation. It requires a lot of patience and the ability to remain flexible. Sounds easy, right? Not really, but you learn to evolve and tell yourself that it’s not forever. You rely on the efficiency of others at times like this and when that doesn’t work, well ….

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One Liner Wednesday – I Love Lucy – Be Yourself

Last Sunday I watched a CNN Special on the history of American sitcoms and saw clips of some hilarious moments in the I Love Lucy show and remembered how she used to make me laugh. For Hollywood then, she was real. She was beautiful, talented and hilarious. I thought about Hollywood today and found it difficult to make any comparisons. Can you?

Have a great Wednesday and Be a Lucy!

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