Why do people think it’s OK to ask you if you are still on a diet? Is it curiosity or just plain rude to make you feel guilty if you have fallen off the wagon? Either way it can be irritating. So I am here with a smart-ass answer for you to use the next time you are asked.
Good Wednesday morning! I haven’t touched on the subject of dieting lately, even though sometimes I feel that is all I think about. I have probably tried every one that has been marketed over the years and have tricked my body into thinking all kinds of nonsense. At the end of the day the only thing that really works is to eat less and exercise more. I hear you groan but it is so good to get some of those poisons out of your body. If you can’t manage that then maybe you can convince yourself you are actually doing it like this funny card I found,
Starting tomorrow, Thanksgiving Day here in the USA, we will be officially in The Holiday Season. From now until New Years Day we are, most likely, going to eat and drink with abandon so it is important that we remember to exercise to compensate for the extra food and drink we will be consuming. Right? So here is my suggestion. Kill two birds with one stone and save time.
Being a poetry blog I attract a certain kind of reader. I regard lyrics as poetry and like to participate in Song Lyric Sunday each week because I enjoy researching the origin of songs and the emotion behind the lyrics. There I find a different kind of reader. One Liner Wednesdays, on the other hand, are my release and I look for some humor each week rather than trying to impress with something profound. I have discovered that whenever I go down the road of dieting I attract a completely different reader. I wonder who will visit today. Welcome everybody and I hope you have a wonderful Wednesday!
This is a pretty good excuse if your looking for one!
I wrote a piece of flash fiction the other day about someone who needed to enjoy the journey of life instead of concentrating on the destination. It is something we are often reminded of daily. When I came across this one liner I realized that perhaps we are all being a bit stupid! Any thoughts are welcome!
It is a known fact dieting and exercise can be difficult, even for the most dedicated and strong-willed person. We have all made excuses as to when we will actually start a new regime but this statement here made me laugh out loud. Hmmm, maybe I’ll use it sometime.