Tag: Funny

One Liner Wednesday – Alexa Knows Everything

Sometimes its funny when Siri suddenly starts talking to you thinking we are asking her for something and we haven’t even said a word. It seems to happens to my husband more than me but I always get a kick out him wandering around the house saying ”Shut up Siri.” He’s obviously talking to himself and that’s why she answers him, although he will never admit it.

I don’t own an Alexa so I haven’t really had much experience with her so when I came across this the other day I had to laugh out loud. If Alexa did live in my house she would probably be doing this frequently and I’d have a well stocked liquor cabinet!

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday – Death by Sarcasm

Another blogger recently confessed that he gets himself in trouble sometimes because he can be quite sarcastic. We are told it is the lowest form of wit but it can be very funny too. I think we are all guilty of it now and again. I told him I had come across something for One Liner Wednesday that might make him laugh. Maybe it could also serve as warning to all of us! What do you think?

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday – Diet Tip

How many of you are on a diet following the holidays? I actually started a diet before Thanksgiving in preparation for the inevitable overeating and sewed my mouth shut. Well that didn’t work so I read up on the benefits of a liquid diet. I looked no further than this sign I found. So far so good, except my salt intake has risen alarmingly.

I am just kidding! Have a great Wednesday everyone and don’t forget to laugh even though you’re wearing a mask. It’ll show in your eyes.

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday

One Liner Wednesday – Carpe Diem

Good morning! It is the last Wednesday of 2020 and I am so happy to see the end of this year. I found this funny statement and wanted to share it with you. I think we have all had many days like this, don’t you?

Wishing you all a very happy and healthy New Year and hoping you stay safe.

For Linda G. Hill’s One Liner Wednesday.

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